- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why are white people white? I don't know

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

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