- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Jesus Christ

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

God is real.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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