- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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