How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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