what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

So a bar walks into a man...

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

Anti Joke

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