What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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