A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

homosexual rights to marriage

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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