Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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