- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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