Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Ben Corbishley

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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