- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

SHUT UP JP

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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