- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

SHUT UP JP

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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