don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Chris is hairy

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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