For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Knock Knock No solicitors

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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