- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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