What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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