Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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America

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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