- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Chris is hairy

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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