- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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