- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

I have a really funny joke.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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