If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Yes

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Tunechi

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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