A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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HELLO EVERYONE

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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