- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Gay rights.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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