- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

alert('The Game')

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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