*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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