- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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