- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

why does the man appear fat he is

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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