Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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