- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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