Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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