roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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