Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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