What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

12/23/2012

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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