a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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What? Huh?

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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