Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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