- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Weaner

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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