Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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