- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

What did the man say to his doctor?

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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