- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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