- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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