A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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