- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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