- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

I'm Batman.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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