- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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