- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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