Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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David Cameron

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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