Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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