- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

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