What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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