I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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