Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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This is an anti-joke.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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