Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Phew... it's gone.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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