- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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