- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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