Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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