Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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