What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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women's rights.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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