What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Your're racist.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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