Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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i'm hard

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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