- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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