What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Anti Joke

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