What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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