so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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