- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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