- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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