- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

I'm homeless.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why are they the "living" daylights?

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

He--Hey guys

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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