Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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What? Huh?

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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