What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Communism hehe xd

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Anti Joke

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