Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

thumb_up thumb_down -29

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

thumb_up thumb_down -31

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

thumb_up thumb_down -31

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

thumb_up thumb_down -33

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

thumb_up thumb_down -33

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops