What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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