- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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