a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Tilt your screen back

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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