- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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