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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Bark I'm a tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Bark I'm a tree

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs