- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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