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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Cheese

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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