- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Anyone can post anything.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Guest what in the butt

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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