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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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TRICERATOPS!

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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