- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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