- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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