Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Jovan

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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