- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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