- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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