- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What does greg and Ian have in common?

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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