- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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