Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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