- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What's long and black? A long and black object.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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