what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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No

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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