Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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