- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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