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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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