Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Guest what in the butt

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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