- Anti Joke

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Republicans

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.