Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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