What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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