- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Canadians

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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