I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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