- Anti Joke

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body