A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

this website is a bad joke

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Matt is a Duster!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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