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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

You know whats annoying? Steve

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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