Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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A sober Irish individual.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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