- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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