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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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