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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Women's Rights

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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