- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

My cat just died.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

God is real.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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