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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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