What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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