- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

I'm homeless.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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