- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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