- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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