what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What's blue? The sky.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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