- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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