What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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black people swimming

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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