- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."