Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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i love to lick...

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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