Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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