- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Yellow People !!

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Jesus Christ

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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