- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

pull my finger (farts)

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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