- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Gay rights.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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