- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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