There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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