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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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