Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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A car walks into a bar.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Indians

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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