Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

homosexual rights to marriage

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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