- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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