- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

batman farted so hes retarded

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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