- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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