- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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