Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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