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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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