- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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