- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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