- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

A black man walks out of a police station

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

I am quite mature.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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