roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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