I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

whats black? the colour

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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