Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Yellow People !!

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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