once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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black people swimming

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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