- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

A man penetrates another man.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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