- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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