- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

woman's rights

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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