Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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I'm Coming

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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