Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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