- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

I asked her where you were.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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