-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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