- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Women's Rights.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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