What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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