How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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