Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's worse than this That :(

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Im taking a shit right now.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Yellow People !!

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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