Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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