I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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