- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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