- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??