- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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