Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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