If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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No

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Anti Joke

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