- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Want to hear a joke? No.

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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