Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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