Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

roses are red poo is poo

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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