- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

How old is victor? Half past dead

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

race-car = rac-ecar

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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