- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

I have a really funny joke.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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