Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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