What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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