What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Anti Joke

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