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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

there once was a frog with no leggs

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

class is canceled. My professor died.

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