- Anti Joke

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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