What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Whats 1+1? window!

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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