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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

bite me

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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