In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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