Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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