- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

ever tried african food? they neither

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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