what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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