- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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