i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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