- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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