- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead