What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Knock knock. Its open.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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