What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

I put my baby in a microwave.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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