- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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