- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

a man checks his mypsace

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

whats black and strange a paki

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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