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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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