Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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12/23/2012

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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