What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Ross.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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