What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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