whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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