- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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