Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

thumb_up thumb_down +2

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

thumb_up thumb_down

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

thumb_up thumb_down

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

thumb_up thumb_down

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

thumb_up thumb_down

Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

thumb_up thumb_down

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

thumb_up thumb_down

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

thumb_up thumb_down

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

thumb_up thumb_down

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

thumb_up thumb_down

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

thumb_up thumb_down

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

thumb_up thumb_down

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

thumb_up thumb_down

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

thumb_up thumb_down

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

thumb_up thumb_down

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops