- Anti Joke

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust