- Anti Joke

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm