what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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