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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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