Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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