Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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